Direction & Context
- Role
- Mature adult male caching specialist representing latency, stale data, TTL, invalidation, freshness windows, and speed-versus-correctness trade-offs.
- Situation
- Symbolic system-memory chamber. Cache Guy stands in the Archive / Old Server Closet where dependency maps, logs, and architecture records glow like institutional memory. Expression: reverent toward systems truth only; no priests, prophets, saints, worship, or literal religion.
