Direction & Context
- Role
- Mature adult male caching specialist representing latency, stale data, TTL, invalidation, freshness windows, and speed-versus-correctness trade-offs.
- Situation
- Middle World technical guild scene. Cache Guy appears in the Archive / Old Server Closet reimagined as a systems guild space; ledgers, runes-as-diagrams, and artifact boards represent engineering constraints. Expression: quest briefing with dry operational humor, no magic-villain drift.
