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EP-084 • GÖRSEL PARABOL

Risk Bir Bilet Açtı

Risk Bir Ticket Açtı

SAHNE 1/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Glitch CANLI
Adult-coded defect consultant representing bugs, edge cases, broken assumptions, and production failures. "I’m not the problem. I’m the proof."

The approved risk opened a ticket at 2:17.

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SAHNE 2/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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The PM CANLI
Adult professional woman representing alignment, roadmap pressure, prioritization, stakeholder negotiation, and delivery reality. "We're still on track. The track moved."

Can a risk do that?

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Junior Developer CANLI
Young adult sincere developer discovering production reality; helper/audience surrogate. "I thought this was the dev environment."

It used the template called production reality.

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Tiny CTO CANLI
Very short adult CTO, title host, narrator, calm adult in chaos, present-tense production-chaos explainer. "Simple scales, fancy fails!"

Risks become work when ignored assumptions meet time.

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MİMARİ KÖK DERS
EP-084

Ticket'lar riskleri önlemez; sadece ihmalkarlığı belgeler.

A risk register without response capacity is just a formal backlog waiting for production to create the ticket.

HATA MODELİ: predictable chaos