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Problem Orijinal Adını Korudu

Problem Orijinal Adını Korudu

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SAHNE 1/4 📍 Incident Control Room
Mimari Parabol
The PM CANLI
Adult professional woman representing alignment, roadmap pressure, prioritization, stakeholder negotiation, and delivery reality. "We're still on track. The track moved."
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Outage’ın adını service continuity event yaptık.

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SAHNE 2/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Elder CANLI
Institutional technical memory, production-scarred systems authority, source of truth outside job-title hierarchy. "The system remembers what the roadmap forgot."
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Loglar hâlâ outage diyor.

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SAHNE 3/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Scope Creep CANLI
Adult East Asian male-presenting character representing requirement drift, scope expansion, MVP bloat, delivery risk, and vague roadmap growth. "Just one more thing."
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Belki logların stakeholder training’e ihtiyacı vardır.

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Tiny CTO CANLI
Very short adult CTO, title host, narrator, calm adult in chaos, present-tense production-chaos explainer. "Simple scales, fancy fails!"
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Sistemler davranış değişmeden dili benimsemez.

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EP-056

Veri taşıma (Migration) projeleri her zaman tahmin edilenden daha uzun ve acı verici olur.

Bir sistem, altta yatan kısıtlama değiştirilene, ölçülene ve sahiplenilene kadar orijinal sorununu korur.

HATA MODELİ: postmortem-without-ownership
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