A TinyCTO.tv technical parable about accountability gaps, service ownership, operational support, governance theater. The episode shows that When everyone owns the outcome but nobody owns the response, the system is operationally ownerless.
"I brought the incident thread, and every team says they partially own it."
"That sounds collaborative."
"It also sounds impossible to page."
"When everyone owns the outcome but nobody owns the response, the system is ownerless."
The organization gets exactly the outcome its metric or roadmap asked for.