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Ekip Farklı Bir Şeyi Hatırladı

Ekip Farklı Bir Kararı Hatırlıyordu

SAHNE 1/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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The PM CANLI
Adult professional woman representing alignment, roadmap pressure, prioritization, stakeholder negotiation, and delivery reality. "We're still on track. The track moved."

I remember that we agreed to keep the old behavior.

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SAHNE 2/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Junior Developer CANLI
Young adult sincere developer discovering production reality; helper/audience surrogate. "I thought this was the dev environment."

I remember that we agreed to remove it after launch.

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SAHNE 3/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Elder CANLI
Institutional technical memory, production-scarred systems authority, source of truth outside job-title hierarchy. "The system remembers what the roadmap forgot."

I remember both, unfortunately.

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Tiny CTO CANLI
Very short adult CTO, title host, narrator, calm adult in chaos, present-tense production-chaos explainer. "Simple scales, fancy fails!"

Team memory forks when decisions are not recorded.

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EP-070

Sistemin sahibi herkes ise, olayın sahibi yoktur.

Teams need decision records because collective memory forks faster than code when pressure rises.

HATA MODELİ: predictable chaos