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EP-037 • GÖRSEL PARABOL

Junior Developer Gerçek Requirement'ı Buldu

Junior Developer Gerçek İhtiyacı Buldu

SAHNE 1/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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The PM CANLI
Adult professional woman representing alignment, roadmap pressure, prioritization, stakeholder negotiation, and delivery reality. "We're still on track. The track moved."

The requirement is clear.

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SAHNE 2/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Junior Developer CANLI
Young adult sincere developer discovering production reality; helper/audience surrogate. "I thought this was the dev environment."

Who actually needs this?

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SAHNE 3/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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The PM CANLI
Adult professional woman representing alignment, roadmap pressure, prioritization, stakeholder negotiation, and delivery reality. "We're still on track. The track moved."

The stakeholder group.

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SAHNE 4/4 📍 Incident Control Room
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Tiny CTO CANLI
Very short adult CTO, title host, narrator, calm adult in chaos, present-tense production-chaos explainer. "Simple scales, fancy fails!"

A group is not a user; it is a fog bank with budget.

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EP-037

Bir plan sadece production'a çıkana kadar geçerlidir.

Real requirements often appear when someone traces behavior instead of accepting meeting language.

HATA MODELİ: predictable chaos