A TinyCTO.tv technical parable about program inflation, escalation, accountability dilution, delivery governance. The episode shows that Programs help when complexity is real, but they become theater when a simple ownership problem is dressed as scale.
"The ticket has become a cross-functional program."
"I brought phases, workstreams, and a commemorative spreadsheet."
"The original bug still reproduces."
"Programs are useful when complexity is real, dangerous when accountability is missing."
The organization gets exactly the outcome its metric or roadmap asked for.